55 Quirks About Me

I got this from a myspace bulletin posted by someoddgirl. I thought it would be fun to answer and post.

55 Quirks about me:

1)What are your initials? J.B.O. II.

2. What is your favorite thing to wear? A knowing grin.

3. Last thing you ate? A ham sandwich.

4. I say "SHOTGUN", you say? Hunting with the vice president.

5. Last person you hugged? My nephew.

6. Does anyone you know wanna date you? Only they would know.

7. The last place you went out to dinner? Outback Steakhouse.

8. Who is your best friend? All my friends are best friends, I don't have time for meaningless associations.

9. Why are you still up? They won't let me sleep at work.

10.Who/What made you angry today? I haven't been angry today.

11. Favorite type of Food? People food.

12. Favorite holiday? Halloween. It asks so little of me.

13. Do you download music? Not so much.

14. Do you care if your socks are dirty? Sure, why put them in the hamper if they are clean?

15. Would you date the person who posted this? I did once.

16. Has anyone ever sang or played music for you personally? Yes.

17. Do you love anyone? No, I love everyone.

18. Have you ever bungee jumped? Bungee what??

19. Have you ever gone white-water rafting? On purpose?

20. Has anyone ten years older than you ever hit on you? Does my scout leader count?

21. Have you met a real redneck? Does my scout leader count?

22. How is the weather right now? Hot.

23. What are you listening to right now? The voices in my head, mostly.

24. What is your current favorite song? Key West by Eddie Elliott.

25. What was the last movie you watched? Indiana Jones - The Last Crusade.

26. Do you wear contacts? No.

27. Where was the last place you went besides your house? I went to buy a 37" LCD HDTV.

28. What are you afraid of? Whatcha got?

29. How many piercings have you had? Three.

30. How many pets do you have? None.

31. What's one thing you've learned this year? Only one thing?

32. What do you usually order from Starbucks? Coffee.

33. Have you ever fired a gun? That reminds me of the last thing my father said before he died. Jimmy that gun's loaded! I'm just kidding, I didn't shoot my father. Well, I didn't kill him.

34. Favorite TV show? House.

35. Do you have an iPod? I used to.

36. Who would you like to see right now? My iPod.

37. Favorite movie? The Wizard Of Oz.

38. Do you find yourself loved? It's unavoidable. I've tried.

39. Have you ever been caught doing something you weren't ? I entered an isle in the music store that someone cut the cheese in and someone else walked up and thought I did it. It was funny.

40. Favorite flower? Venus Flytrap.

41. Butter, plain, or salted popcorn? Swimming in real butter, lightly salted.

42. What Magazines are you reading? They have porn on DVD now, no need for magazines.

43. Has anyone you were really close to passed away recently? Yes, real close, about six feet away. Don't romanticise suicide, it's gross.

44. What's something that really bugs you? Traffic.

45. Do you like Michael Jackson? Never met him.

46. Is your best friend attractive? They all are in some way.

47. What's your favorite smell? The smell of the Phoenix Mountain Preserve after it rains.

48. Favorite baseball team? The Bad News Bears.

49. Favorite cereal? Bacon & Gravy-O's. The bacon stays crispy in the gravy. Just add milk.

50. What's the longest time you've gone without sleep? With or without the aid of meth?

51. Last time you went bowling? It's been awhile, never been very good at it.

52. Where is the weirdest place you have slept? Next to my ex-wife. Well, it seems really weird now.

53. Who was your last phone call? My employer.

54. Who was your last text message? My herbal supplement specialist.

55. What's the closest orange object to you? One of Sheriff Joe's chain gangs with the orange vests. I think they are women. They're picking up trash by the road.