Holy Estrogen!

Does Tyra Banks HAVE to be on television? To watch her you would swear that there is nothing more important or nobel than being a model. Let's face it, most women don't look like Tyra Banks. How in the world are any typical, normal women going to relate? It must be like hanging out with that really "cool" person that normally would be too good to hang out with you but for some reason the're hanging anyway. I must hand it to her though, she's going to save all those women from their dangerous thong underwear. Where does she get her topics? Who is watching these shows? She seems like a genuinely good person, but I know a lot of genuinely good people that do not have their own television shows. The bottom line is that we already have Oprah, can't we leave well enough alone? Maybe Tyra could get a job on The View, then no one could ever make out what the hell she's saying. Cluck, cluck, cluck. I just don't like it when the commercials are more interesting than the show. If anyone from any of the networks are reading, here's an idea. Topless Tyra, high definition in surround silence.